I have been wondering why Rivers went to Slimey Pebble. He may have been born in Meatchicken but he did play high school foosball in Jawja.
He was at Valdosta State. Like real D2 pedigree school. Why in the hell did he transfer to Slimey?
It wasn't for the education...that's for sure.
It wasn't because of the not as nice as IUP campus.
It wasn't for the lifestyle that the one traffic light town of Slimey Pebble affords...
So I have been wondering why this kid went here and not to another top tier D2 foosball school in the GSC or Northwest Misery or Grand Valley or even IUP where he stood a chance of getting a good degree.
It seems like he followed his old QB coach at Valdosta who is Slimey's OC....and how long will it be before that guy is a head coach someplace else?
So this is really Slimey's moment...the window is open to be the first Pee Sack team to win a NC....but hurry...cos it might close pretty fast.
He was at Valdosta State. Like real D2 pedigree school. Why in the hell did he transfer to Slimey?
It wasn't for the education...that's for sure.
It wasn't because of the not as nice as IUP campus.
It wasn't for the lifestyle that the one traffic light town of Slimey Pebble affords...
So I have been wondering why this kid went here and not to another top tier D2 foosball school in the GSC or Northwest Misery or Grand Valley or even IUP where he stood a chance of getting a good degree.
It seems like he followed his old QB coach at Valdosta who is Slimey's OC....and how long will it be before that guy is a head coach someplace else?
So this is really Slimey's moment...the window is open to be the first Pee Sack team to win a NC....but hurry...cos it might close pretty fast.
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