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Originally posted by Brandon View Post
In all fairness to you, the guy with which you're discussing uniform aesthetics has some of the worst tastes in football uniform in recorded history.
And all-green is awesome with green helmets. It's not nearly as cool with white helmets.
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Profound Thots
1) Can a team from the Sunny South pull off an upset on the rock-hard frozen tundra of Michigan? Or will an arctic blast whistling out of the pines be FSU's 12th- and 13th-men on the field all day and blow every Brook pass 30 feet off target?
2) Can an all-out rocket assault by the Ass Air Force blast the big and rapid Ferris Wheel off its axis and send it crashing in pieces onto the parking lot? Could it? Should it? Probably not. But UCM definitely has alot of what Lindenwood has. Panache (that means "pizzazz," for you challenged ESU trailer trash). Unlike the NW Bearcats, both teams have charisma (that means "sex appeal", for the rest of you Emporia trash); NW and FSU are dull, boring, living in the past, with zero imagination. The Bearcat and Bulldog O's are sure cures for insomnia. Woody has Cade Brister and Da Big Red Asses have Brook Bolles. Both teams are entertaining as hell. Both teams play like football is still fun. Both teams play like the football field is on fire.
3) Now, if Woody can win and if the Brayers can pull it off, this will mean that the two most explosive and exciting teams in D2 will go at in the Burg Dec. 7. It also means an all-MIAA regional final. Forget the goofy GLVC cream-puff. Lindenwood was, and still IS, an MIAA football team from top to bottom and is now playing as such. Lindenwood can and will pull off the "up-set" Saturday; will UCM? It depends. If the Long Ears can bring some Dixie weather with them to Ferris, yes, they win. If a Yankee northern frozen winter white-out ice-capade prevails, nope. Hot blood freezes fast.
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Originally posted by Bigbadbod View PostProfound Thots
1) Can a team from the Sunny South pull off an upset on the rock-hard frozen tundra of Michigan? Or will an arctic blast whistling out of the pines be FSU's 12th- and 13th-men on the field all day and blow every Brook pass 30 feet off target?
2) Can an all-out rocket assault by the Ass Air Force blast the big and rapid Ferris Wheel off its axis and send it crashing in pieces onto the parking lot? Could it? Should it? Probably not. But UCM definitely has alot of what Lindenwood has. Panache (that means "pizzazz," for you challenged ESU trailer trash). Unlike the NW Bearcats, both teams have charisma (that means "sex appeal", for the rest of you Emporia trash); NW and FSU are dull, boring, living in the past, with zero imagination. The Bearcat and Bulldog O's are sure cures for insomnia. Woody has Cade Brister and Da Big Red Asses have Brook Bolles. Both teams are entertaining as hell. Both teams play like football is still fun. Both teams play like the football field is on fire.
3) Now, if Woody can win and if the Brayers can pull it off, this will mean that the two most explosive and exciting teams in D2 will go at in the Burg Dec. 7. It also means an all-MIAA regional final. Forget the goofy GLVC cream-puff. Lindenwood was, and still IS, an MIAA football team from top to bottom and is now playing as such. Lindenwood can and will pull off the "up-set" Saturday; will UCM? It depends. If the Long Ears can bring some Dixie weather with them to Ferris, yes, they win. If a Yankee northern frozen winter white-out ice-capade prevails, nope. Hot blood freezes fast.
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