So how is Trump's Great American State Fair going?....

- The first night, half the people walked out during Trump's speech
- Very few people are attending
- The power keeps going out
- There's a Confederate flag problem
- Several of the "state expos" never opened because many states refused to participate in this MAGA ****show
- Most of the food had to be thrown out and all of the ice cream melted because of the power outages
- When there was food available it was outrageously expensive
- There is one ride, the Ferris Wheel
- Most of the time the Ferris Wheel isn't working because the power keeps going out, even though the ride has a generator
- The gondolas on the Ferris Wheel are glassed in making them little hotboxes in the summer heat so no one wants to ride
- There are a lot of displays featuring Turning Point USA
- Plenty of pictures of Trump everywhere and a small mockup of his stupid arch
- It keeps raining
- Oh, and a guy in an Uncle Sam costume got arrested for jerking off in broad daylight in front of a female acrobatic act

In other words, Trump's sad little fair is a complete disaster. And I just love that for him. Good job MAGA. This is your sh*tshow.