I heard the kickoff tonight is going to be an hour late. The ESU bus passed a sign on the highway that said "clean restrooms," and they stopped to do so.
Weird, I heard it was because Jim couldn't get Brian out of his office and onto the field. Said he wouldn't let go of his arm or something.
Don't worry to much about crazy home fans at the tailgate. We have painted a goal line on each side of the tailgate area. As we all know. They won't be going anywhere near that thing anymore.
I heard the best way to get a Pitt cheerleader to come into your hotel room before the game was to grease her hips and push.
This coming from a school that put in artifical turf so their cheerleaders would stop grazing on the football field.
Additionally it sounds like you want the Pitt cheerleader in your hotel room....
This coming from a school that put in artifical turf so their cheerleaders would stop grazing on the football field.
Additionally it sounds like you want the Pitt cheerleader in your hotel room....
Who else is going to take out the trash and change the sheets?
At first I didn't think you heard me earlier when I called your name, but you looked back right at me! What gives man? I just wanted to say hi. What were you doing in the bushes anyway?
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