LSC Columnist

[ASUPops]

My grandfather used to say "if I owned HELL and I owned TEXAS, I would live in HELL and rent out TEXAS".

Well, of course. Because he would become the 1st multi-trillionaire renting out this GREAT state! While living in HELL (Arkansas).

Smart man!!

[LSC Fan]

My grandfather used to say "if I owned HELL and I owned TEXAS, I would live in HELL and rent out TEXAS".

Did he say that while sipping on a latte?

['89HOG]

Welcome, Craig. Appreciate you stepping in to do the columns this year. I can't wait to get the season started.

GO HOGS!!!

[Purple Mav Man]

Well, of course. Because he would become the 1st multi-trillionaire renting out this GREAT state! While living in HELL (Arkansas).

Smart man!!

[ASUPops]

Correct!

And Jerry lives in the GREAT state of Texas!

[the tav]

Any word if CWU vs Ferris State will be on ESPN+

[IronOre]

Any word if CWU vs Ferris State will be on ESPN+

Last week I checked both the CWU site and Ferris' site and neither had any details up yet.

[OPSUALUM77&81]

Craig, buddy. It sucks to be you. Having to deal with arrogant Texans. Even Texans admit they are arrogant.

[LSC Fan]

Craig, buddy. It sucks to be you. Having to deal with arrogant Texans. Even Texans admit they are arrogant.

On the seventh day, the first Texans turned around and looked south, squatted and Oklahoma came out.

[the tav]

On the seventh day, the first Texans turned around and looked south, squatted and Oklahoma came out.

You stole that from us. On the 7th day the 1st Washingtonian turned around and looked North and squatted and California dropped out and then Oregon

[ASUPops]

On the seventh day, the first Texans turned around and looked south, squatted and Oklahoma came out.

Isn't that the dang truth!!!!

Well at least we know the toothbrush was invented there! Because, If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

[ASUPops]

Craig, buddy. It sucks to be you. Having to deal with arrogant Texans. Even Texans admit they are arrogant.

Why do folks from Oklahoma go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under are not allowed.

[Wildcat Khan]

Uhhh, that doesn't even sound right!

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Washington?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Couldn't the same be said about Texas or for any state? Only one city can claim his birth and guess what, it isn't in the US.

[Wildcat Khan]

You stole that from us. On the 7th day the 1st Washingtonian turned around and looked North and squatted and California dropped out and then Oregon

Was that before or after Oregon Country and Oregon Territory when Washington was part of Oregon?

[OPSUALUM77&81]

I'm glad I mouthed off. It created several funny remarks.

You damn Texans and others have a great day!