Bowl games

[Simon Says]

Yes, I am so thoroughly owned by your playground-caliber taunts. Thanks for proving my point.

Actually, the fact that you responded shows I do own you butt wipe. I realize that the Quachita edjumacashun failed to impart deductive reasoning, but this really is as simple as 1, 2, 3...

Now go back to playing with your little miniature dolls, or whatever that avatar of yours is, and leave football to the grownups.