East:
Kutztown- Plucky underdogs still seek respect
Shepherd- Remind them season starts in August. And fix the pizza
ESU- Lack of Hall of Fame coaching history prevents higher rank
WCU- Veteran squad always battle tested
Bloom- Celebrate with new beer as often as you drown sorrows
Lackawanna- Youthful squad not battle tested
Ship- New coach, new approach
Millersville- Could surprise some people
West:
IUP- Saving timeouts, holding grudges, lifting trophies
SRU- Top challenger
Cal- Thy're Vul-canic!
LHU- Ready to shock the world
Boro- Would be higher if coach had same name as mascot
Gannon- LIT-AF fo shizzle
SHU- Go as far as Greensburg Sack Exchange takes them
Clarion- Probably better than this but they were the one team I couldn't think of
Kutztown- Plucky underdogs still seek respect
Shepherd- Remind them season starts in August. And fix the pizza
ESU- Lack of Hall of Fame coaching history prevents higher rank
WCU- Veteran squad always battle tested
Bloom- Celebrate with new beer as often as you drown sorrows
Lackawanna- Youthful squad not battle tested
Ship- New coach, new approach
Millersville- Could surprise some people
West:
IUP- Saving timeouts, holding grudges, lifting trophies
SRU- Top challenger
Cal- Thy're Vul-canic!
LHU- Ready to shock the world
Boro- Would be higher if coach had same name as mascot
Gannon- LIT-AF fo shizzle
SHU- Go as far as Greensburg Sack Exchange takes them
Clarion- Probably better than this but they were the one team I couldn't think of