THE IUP Football Thread

[EyeoftheHawk]

Passed history has been that Tort’s teams play horrible the week after a bad loss. Think losing to Edinboro after the Cal punt block loss - another coaching disaster I might add.

Lost in all of this is how poorly they played for much of the day yesterday. This could also easily be an 0-2 team. They certainly haven’t looked like a team that’s going places so even if they do show up ready to play next weekend it’s far from a guarantee that they’ll win. I think it’s time to come to the realization that this team just may not be that good. Teams capable of making a playoff run beat teams like East Stroudsburg by 2-3 scores at home.

[ironmaniup]

One of the most bizarre endings I've ever seen to a game, and I've been watching football for a long time. So now a Ship team headed rapidly for nowheresville gets to travel to Indiana next week to face what probably will be a totally amped-up IUP team. Gee, thanks Tort.

Passed history has been that Tort’s teams play horrible the week after a bad loss. Think losing to Edinboro after the Cal punt block loss - another coaching disaster I might add.

[Ship69]

One of the most bizarre endings I've ever seen to a game, and I've been watching football for a long time. So now a Ship team headed rapidly for nowheresville gets to travel to Indiana next week to face what probably will be a totally amped-up IUP team. Gee, thanks Tort.

[IUPNation]

They have to get that new STEM facility operational and fast.

..or maybe not have coaches educated at other Pee Sack clap for credit institutions!

Frank never made these blunders. He was educated properly.

[IUPbigINDIANS]

They have to get that new STEM facility operational and fast.

The team doesn't. Just HC Captain Smith (of Titanic fame).

[iupgroundhog]

So the Football team has math issues? They can sit right next to the baseball team this Summer

They have to get that new STEM facility operational and fast.

[IUPNation]

So the Football team has math issues? They can sit right next to the baseball team this Summer

Told ya so BigIndians!

He’s beyond predictable!

[WarriorVoice]

So the Football team has math issues? They can sit right next to the baseball team this Summer

[IUPNation]

The Tort Show on Monday will be a classic


Those likely to be blamed:

* Jack for not sending a bat signal from the booth

* The band for leaving early

* Ghost of Chris Webber

* IUP fans for not screaming louder that he was out of timeouts (despite the actual euphoria)

* Larry Wilson for calling the same worthless run play 32 times

* The officials

* The scoreboard operator

* Sloth from The Goonies, Elvis and Apollo Creed

* All the grad student coaches
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The IUP score board operator should have posted this message across the video board:



You’re Welcome.

[IUPNation]

Deservedly so. To the victor goes the spoils.

Tort should be in elementary math class tomorrow at 7am learning what 1 + 2 is. (Hint: It's not four). He literally just cost IUP a win.

I'm done with this staff
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Well he is a graduate of Slimey Pebble.

You might be expecting too much.

[IUsuallyPonder]

The great thing about a wedding reception: if you tip well and tell them your college team lost, they’ll fill up your cup with straight liquor. Well, at least I can drink this loss away. Here’s hoping for a bounce back next week.

[ironmaniup]

The Tort Show on Monday will be a classic


Those likely to be blamed:

* Jack for not sending a bat signal from the booth

* The band for leaving early

* Ghost of Chris Webber

* IUP fans for not screaming louder that he was out of timeouts (despite the actual euphoria)

* Larry Wilson for calling the same worthless run play 32 times

* The officials

* The scoreboard operator

* Sloth from The Goonies, Elvis and Apollo Creed

* All the grad student coaches
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The Larry Wilson part holds some water. Great individual plays got them in the red zone like 6 or 7 times and they only scored 13

[IUPbigINDIANS]

See East Dennyburg win because of the Score Board being wrong.

HA!!

The Tort Show on Monday will be a classic


Those likely to be blamed:

* Jack for not sending a bat signal from the booth

* The band for leaving early

* Ghost of Chris Webber

* IUP fans for not screaming louder that he was out of timeouts (despite the actual euphoria)

* Larry Wilson for calling the same worthless run play 32 times

* The officials

* The scoreboard operator

* Sloth from The Goonies, Elvis and Apollo Creed

* All the grad student coaches
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[IUPNation]

Deservedly so. To the victor goes the spoils.

Tort should be in elementary math class tomorrow at 7am learning what 1 + 2 is. (Hint: It's not four). He literally just cost IUP a win.

I'm done with this staff
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See East Dennyburg won because of the Score Board being wrong.

HA!!

Losing crossovers isn’t as bad as losing divisional games.

No need to hit the panic but yet…but keep your hand close to it.

[IUPbigINDIANS]

Expect a taunting post about that by you know who…

Deservedly so. To the victor goes the spoils.

Tort should be in elementary math class tomorrow at 7am learning what 1 + 2 is. (Hint: It's not four). He literally just cost IUP a win.

I'm done with this staff
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